The registry, called ASSIMIL8, provides gay couples with a list of business owners whose privately held personal beliefs may reflect traditional Christian views on marriage. The excited fiancés can then pick whose lives they want to totally destroy with a lengthy and frivolous lawsuit, as they anticipate their cheerful nuptials. . . .
From The Babylon Bee—This is an example of a fake news story that really isn’t very far-fetched at all. We do “fake ads” like this in Salvo from time to time. As one of the people behind the creation of these fake ads, I can tell you that the culture is getting harder and harder to parody.