by Kate Bluett
I just knew it! I’ve know for years that Paisley was evil. Tacky, hideous, and absent from anything in my closet except one of my husband’s ties (and the day will come, I promise when that tie will meet an "unfortunate" and fiery death). Paisley is, to my mind, one of the uglist things on the planet.
Well, now it’s confirmed. Paisley is the work of Satan, and not to be worn by those desiring salvation.
Good to know I was right.
Bad to know people come up with this stuff.
Hat Tip: Mark Shea